I want each one of you to think long and hard before you dismiss my request, plea, prayer to help Dr Vijay Mallya get an extra $400,000,000 or Rs 20,00,00,00,000.
Think about all the things that Vijay Mallya and Kingfisher have given you.
For starters Yana Gupta wearing that incredibly tiny skirt in an air-hostess’ uniform in every nook and corner of your city. You think poor charities can give you that? No.
Kingfisher gives you freedom from crapola Air India. Air India has strikes, delays, the government, and no good ads past or present featuring Yana Gupta.
Vijay Mallya and Kingfisher have given you the Kingfisher calendar and of course, beer. Now think of what others have given you.
The poor have given you nothing. When was the last time an orphan sold you beer? The sick have given you nothing, either. Remember collecting all that money for leprosy patients as a child? Have the lepers given you anything in return? No. What about all the money your relatives suck away in the name of society…especially the pesky ones…children. When was the last time your kid gave you a 10% discount on an overpriced flight. I’ll tell you when: Never.
This man gave us UB City. For that alone all Bangaloreans must send him some money. 2,000 crores is a large sum. But with your help, I’m sure we can make a dent in it.
